Today at lunch I saw a homeless gal exhibiting a sign that read:
"Need help, this month ONLY"
Maybe it was the endorphins from my run, or maybe my fatal fondness for both homeless culture and Billly Mays, but whatever the case I found this extremely irresistible.
I didn't have any cash on me and had Kryptonite not been playing*, I would have found it difficult not to unstrap my ipod and throw it to her; not because I believe she would reform herself, but because I love a limited time offer, because I have a weak spot for the homeless and homeless-inspired fashion, and because yeah, September can be kind of hard!
Homeless gal, A+ in advertising. Looking good in those Adidas pants, too.
*Offering no apologies here.